My Blog
I like comedy and baseball and comics and run-on sentences.
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WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK
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A quick reminder for everyone that the infamous Stephen King, who authored dozens of pants-shittingly terrifying horror novels, screenplays, and short stories, has a small corgi puppy named Molly and posts pictures and cute little blurbs about her on his official Facebook page on at least a weekly basis.
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is…..is that the new wood hammer animation?
they’re fucking dead and you’re wondering about the new wood hammer animation
HE MURDERED HIS OWN CHILD
“ cant make an omelette without breaking a few eggs”
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my bongocat contribution
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THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”this is what i imagine david karp does with his time considering that tumblr hasn’t been improved for about three odd years
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