I like comedy and baseball and comics and run-on sentences.
FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN
Art by Francesco Francavilla
Happy Birthday, HPL.
Artprint available here http://francavilla.bigcartel.com/product/lovecraft-fear
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
Me as a parent
"This is why dad left"
I’ve been staring at this forever trying to figure out if those are mashed potatoes or Mac and cheese because sweetheart…
YOU DO NOT DISRESPECT MASHED POTATOES LIKE THAT BY INSERTING A CHILD INTO THEM, unless it adds to the flavor